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Total Medals Earned: 1,117 (From 148 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 14,700 Points

The Chalice of Marfa

Medals Earned: 1/10 (10/200 points)

Super Reader! 10 Points

Prove your literacy by clicking the Start button...

Don't give up, chuck 5 Points

Get Slayn killed...

Getting a bit red in the face 5 Points

Splash Shiris with the payload

I'll break you a cut on these puns 5 Points

Get Orson killed...

Live free or tie hard 5 Points

Get Etoh killed...

What a blockhead 5 Points

Get Ghim killed...

You must be stoned 5 Points

Get Deedlit killed...

We Died for a Chalice 10 Points

Get everyone killed simultaneously...

Parn! 50 Points

Unlock Parn

The Lich Is My Bitch 100 Points

Reveal the Lich with your clever, abstract thinking

the classroom 3

Medals Earned: 2/8 (20/230 points)

BULLY 10 Points

Punch the geek.

CHEATER 10 Points

Finish the first level.

LEARNER 5 Points

Complete the tutorial.

PERVERT 5 Points

What are you staring at?

ONE SLICK KID 25 Points

Alter the test.

VETERAN 25 Points

Swiftly hide through the halls of the school.

FUTURE GRADUATE 50 Points

Complete the game without using passwords.

PERFECTIONIST 100 Points

Complete the game without being caught.

The Day I Wake Up

Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/15 points)

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

The King's League

Medals Earned: 2/10 (10/120 points)

On A Battle Row 5 Points

Win 10 battles.

Quint-o-quest 5 Points

Complete 5 quests

Alakazam 10 Points

Recruited the unique Wizard.

All Hail The King! 10 Points

Win the game.

Blessings Abundant 10 Points

Recruited the unique Cleric.

Bullseye 10 Points

Recruited the unique Sniper.

Midnight Strength 10 Points

Recruited the unique Black Knight.

Mighty Crusader 10 Points

Recruited the unique Crusader.

SSSuper! 25 Points

Obtain rank SSS. (Your rank will be shown when you win the league)

Talent Magnet 25 Points

Recruit all 5 unique characters.

The Legend of Pandora

Medals Earned: 12/12 (205/205 points)

Dark Rite 5 Points

Find all the differences at the eighth level

Defeated Enemy 5 Points

Find all the differences at the fifth level

Easy Money 5 Points

Find all the differences at the second level

Hard-gained Troffeys 5 Points

Find all the differences at the sixth level

Hunting 5 Points

Find all the differences at the third level

Long-awaited Reward 5 Points

Find all the differences at the seventh level

New City 5 Points

Find all the differences at the first level

The Battle 5 Points

Find all the differences at the fourth level

The Pandora Box is Open 5 Points

Find all the differences at the ninth level

Easy 10 Points

Complete the game in easy mode

Medium 50 Points

Complete the game in medium mode.

Hard 100 Points

Complete the game in hard mode.

The Stick Adventure

Medals Earned: 5/5 (35/35 points)

Hardcore 5 Points

Kill for the gun

Nice Guy 5 Points

Ask for the gun

Splat! 5 Points

Don't deploy your parachute

Sharpshooter 10 Points

Win the shootout level

Woot! 10 Points

Win the game

The Woods

Medals Earned: 21/21 (440/440 points)

You Made Nora Cry... 5 Points

You meanie.

Cake Glare 10 Points

What a mean look from something so sweet.

Cake Roam 10 Points

Too few to be a stampede, though.

Cake Run 10 Points

Run! Run! Run away!

Cake Stare 10 Points

Staring not-so-sweetly at you.

Dani and Nora 10 Points

Sisterly love is a precious thing.

Dani and Ren 10 Points

Love in a dream?

Ren and Cake 10 Points

Playing with food is not fun for Ren.

Ren and Dino 10 Points

Dinosaurs are kidnappers?

Ren and Squid 10 Points

Can't eat them, can't get along with them.

Ren and Squid Story 10 Points

Story time about Ren's woes.

Weed Killer 10 Points

Nora the weed killer.

Cake Queen 25 Points

Queen of the cakes!

Dino Friends 25 Points

Dinosaurs are friends.

Eaten 25 Points

A snack for cakes, oops...

Fire 25 Points

WHY

Tea and Cookies 25 Points

A lovely snack for two.

Little Fears 50 Points

Nora probably still won't like Ren.

Nap Time 50 Points

Food coma in a dream?

Toilet 50 Points

...Ew.

What Even 50 Points

This sort of thing goes over Nora's head...

Theropods

Medals Earned: 4/4 (100/100 points)

Firestarter 25 Points

Escape the raptor

Gut Reaction 25 Points

Get past the triceratops

One Step Too Far 25 Points

Save the witch doctor

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Thundernut

Medals Earned: 6/7 (115/125 points)

Hello, Thundernut! 5 Points

You loaded the game. And it didn't crash! So this is more a medal for me than you. Nevertheless, it's yours.

Raining At the Parthenon 5 Points

It's raining at the Parthenon again! Wait, that's not rain...

Splat 5 Points

Wow, that was really, REALLY terrible score. ... THAT deserves a medal!

Divine Splat! 25 Points

Not bad! You're halfway to unicorn status with your 'over 5k but less than 10k' result!

Pierced 25 Points

Take one too many arrows to the knee. Er, nut. Er, you.

UNICORN 50 Points

You became the unicorn! The world thanks you! Mostly because it will taste delicious.

God of War'douvres 10 Points

Get Ares to eat you. This isn't hard, just get close to him.

Toss the Turtle

Medals Earned: 2/20 (15/500 points)

Gold Star 5 Points

Launch the Turtle

Strong Armed 10 Points

Get punched by a banana

Acupuncture 5 Points

Get skewered on spikes

Jump Man 5 Points

Smash a goomba

Novice 5 Points

Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)

Question Mark 5 Points

Find the hidden button

Amateur 10 Points

Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)

Drunk Driver 10 Points

Blow up a jeep

Harrasment 10 Points

Crush an angry ground creature

in Space 10 Points

Reach space

Abducted 25 Points

Get caught by a UFO

Icarus 25 Points

Get burned by a sun

Persistent 25 Points

Play over an hour

Professional 25 Points

Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)

Radioactive 25 Points

Use a nuke

Addicted 50 Points

Play over 2 hours

Golden Shell 50 Points

Buy everything

Master 50 Points

Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)

Traveler 50 Points

Total over 1 million feet

WorldsEdge 100 Points

Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)